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Bumper Sticker Wit & Wisdom
for the 2004 Presidential Campaign
Just think how much worse off we’d be if W was working full time
Just think how much better off we’d be if Bush worked as hard at governing
 as he did campaigning
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me
"Have you ever made a mistake" isn't a "trick" question
Wrong Mission Not accomplished
A miscalculation here and a miscalculation there can add up to a real catastrophe
Mistaken facts make mistaken actions
   There are always more “right things” to do than are smart to do
Leaders picked by God can’t make a mistake
A Hug Won't bring Your Son or Daughter Back...
Re-Electing Bush will be a Catastrophic Success for the Republican Party
Saddam isn’t worth 1 American life, much less 1,000
Calling Iraq a “catastrophic success” is half right
How can you win the war on terror if you create more terrorist than you kill?
The same reasoning process that finds Saddam is a bigger threat than Osama
also finds that Iraq is more of a threat than Iran or North Korea

 We simply can’t afford four more years
Jesus Saves, Bush Spends
Re-Defeat Bush
Four more years = 2 more wars
Just imagine a second term without Powell 
Why Doesn't Bush Have Press Conferences & State Dinners?
A cutting wit isn’t meant to be funny
Bring back 41
We knew 41 and you’re no 41
What a difference a Herbert makes
Father Bush wouldn’t vote for Son Bush unless he was a son
What Son Bush policies has Father Bush endorsed?

Stimulate the economy & save jobs: cut payroll taxes not estate taxes
Why aren't FICA & Medicare taxes considered taxes?
Calling a $1.4 trillion tax cut “itty bitty” is just plain embarassing
W wants an AK-7 in every home and a pistol in every pocket
Wayne LaPierre is French and the NRA is a French plot to undermine America
 by getting weapons in its citizens hands so they can kill each other.
The NRA is right, it really does work out of the Oval Office
How many more guns will be needed in Iraqi citizens' hands to make Iraq safer?
Strict Penalties for Committing a Violent Crime Only Helps
After a Violent Crime Has Been Committed

Would we start a war to bring freedom to country that didn't have oil reserves?
In his heart W knows he’s right... and knows that over half
 of the US citizens and the rest of the world are wrong!
Good decisions are based on facts not opinions, on reason not ideology
Kerry has been a US Senator longer than W has been sober
“With enough ads you can convince people that pigs fly.”  John McCain 

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