Saddam was a
good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Father Bush made war on
him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when W
decided to avenge his family’s honor and make-up for his father's "cut
and run" in Iraq.
Saddam Hussein
was a bigger threat than Osama bin Laden, and Iraq was a bigger threat
than Iran or North Korea.
FIFCA taxes
are not taxes.
Eliminating
the estate tax will stimulate jobs and the economy better than cutting
FICA & Medicare taxes.
More AK-7's
will make America safer.
Trade with
Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China
and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United
States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national
priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
Jesus loves you and shares your hatred
of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
If condoms are
kept out of schools adolescents won’t have sex.
You
can stop abortions by making them illegal.
Providing
health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care
to all Americans is socialism.
HMO’s, insurance companies, and
pharmaceutical companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global
warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism
should be taught in schools.
The best way
to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while
extending tours of duty and cutting veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
A good way to
fight global terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies and then
demand their co-operation and money.
Being a drug
addict is a moral failing unless you’re a conservative radio
host. Then it’s an illness and you need our prayers for your
recovery.
You support
state’s rights but don’t believe states have the right to determine if
they will allow gay unions or enact controls on gun ownership.
“Have you ever
made a mistake?” is a trick question.
Questions about
Kerry's medals are proper but questions about W's National Guard
service is "tearing down a war president."
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